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In every one of us is the ability to perceive, the ability to comprehend and understand beyond what is white and black, past the plain truths and into the haze.

The only question is: will you utilize it?

Aha! Jubilation!

From: jeff.seifer@neurocam.com
To: Eli Langship
Date: Aug 2, 2006 1:46 PM
Subject: Re: Neurocam Application: Eli Langship

Dear Applicant Eli,

My name is Jeff Seifer and I would first like to apologize for the extreme delay you have witnessed with your application. There was a large misunderstanding that resulted in the delay of a very few amount of applications. Yours was, unfortunately, one of them. Harriet Moore has been notified of the problem herself, she wanted me to assure you that this will not happen again. I hope you will continue with your application and complete the attached perception assessment to the best of your abilities. I will now act as your regional director unless other circumstances arise.

Warm Regards,
Jeff Seifer
Regional Director
West Coast USA - Beta

I knew they still loved me!

The "perception assesment" they sent I won't post word-for-word because I'd hate to reveal some secret or something, but it basically says to record everything that occurs in a five-hour period.

Sounds interesting. I'll send an e-mail back to this Jeff Seifer fellow, asking if I can post the assesment in it's entiriety, and if I can post the finished assignment once I'm done.

I feel giddy.

-grin-

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