Dear Applicant Eli,

Thank you for your interest in Neurocam International.

Your application has been forwarded to a designated regional director within the Human Resources Security Division so that our organization can further evaluate your suitability for recruitment.

In the interest of facilitating an expedient assessment, the Human Resources Security Division is currently implementing a series of background checks. We apologize in advance for the potentially intrusive nature of these checks and assure you that Neurocam International only undertakes this course of action in the
interest of protecting our propriety operational procedures. Any information gathered from this historical evaluation will be treated as strictly confidential.

If your application passes successfully through this stage of the application process, you will be contacted again soon.

An unsuccessful application will result in the cessation of all further correspondence between Neurocam and yourself.

Neurocam appreciates that, in 87.1% of instances, new applicants experience a desire to enquire about many issues which may further enlighten them as to the true nature of Neurocam. Due to the need to maintain a high level of operational security, Neurocam is unable to provide much of the information desired by entry level participants.

We can, however, inform you of the following: Neurocam is a process which you are already part of.

Having said this, if you do have any questions, please feel free to contact me directly. I, or one of our Enquiries Officers, will endeavor to answer as many of your enquiries as Neurocam's Organizational Security Guidelines allow.

Thank you once again for expressing interest in Neurocam. I hope that your application will be successful and that I will soon have the pleasure of working with you.

Warm regards,
Brett Aquinas
Director of Inductions
brett.aquinas@neurocam.com

Finally.

Work has been hell, but I finally visited the IRC Forums and had a nice little chat with Elhorranna. A little excerpt..

Elhorranna: Bel's goal on Neuroboards is to always have the last replier on all main boards be his name.. it's kind of silly really.. but since no one else is posting.. why not.. have a ball man.
Elhorranna: just like you work with 'technology aquisitions'
Elhorranna: and play around with the arts.
Elhorranna: NCI attracts alot of the Techie artistic types. Those inquisitive enough to find value in all sorts of facets of life.
Eli: I feel on my toes when you talk.. trying to pick out hidden meanings.
Elhorranna: feel like nerves in your body, or feel... like picking and suckling?
Elhorranna: that's kind of weird.. but OK.

She's a funny one.

Now, to reply to Jason's e-mail and hit the hay.